Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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