so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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