Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Randomize
