I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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