just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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