Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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