Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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