Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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