worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I enjoy the company of your penis
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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