Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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