Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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