We're facebook friends in real life
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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