I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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