remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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