Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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