You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I supernannyed him into submission
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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