That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
