Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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