You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i can't believe i had my finger in that
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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