How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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