Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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