I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
two words...techno handjob
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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