Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
