she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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