is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
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