Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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