David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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