those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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