just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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