tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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