He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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