I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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