Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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