Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just blew my weed a kiss
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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