Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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