Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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