it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
