I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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