Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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