At least make sure they are 18
Why
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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