They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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