Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize
