id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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