i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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