No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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