at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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