Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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