dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Well I just put wine in my tea
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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