can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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