im gay
i know
yea but for you.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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