I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Randomize
