I want to walk on stilts...naked
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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