sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Randomize
