How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Sponge bath it is.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Church boner. Awkwardddd
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
