ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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