It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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