Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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