If that was your dad, he is hot
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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