dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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